NOVI, MI – Detroit Lions fan Greg Burnett, who closely studied the athletes queuing for the national anthem, reportedly prayed Thursday that the players would protest police brutality or something so he could stop watching. “Jesus, is it too much to ask for a defensive backup to get on my knees against racial injustice or whatever so I can close the game angrily and not have to watch the Lions lose again? ” Burnett said, adding that against hopes, he hoped that a player would at least make a politically symbolic gesture during a touchdown celebration so that he could get all excited about politics violating sports and rationalize changing the channel. “I don’t want to see politics during the football game, but I don’t want to watch the Lions at all. However, I can’t just turn off the game and be accused of being a fair-weather fan, or only watch the team when they’re winning. So I wish a player would write ‘BLM’ on his shoes or make a power fist, anything that offends my ideological beliefs and graciously gives me cover to shut down this wretched shit.” , who looked a little bored during the national anthem, as disrespectful enough to the country and the sacrifice of the troops that he could stop watching the game in protest.